Fuck Yeah Gamzee/Dave!



for all your strawberry jam shipping needs



this shit's being run by ricky and forg



much love for the motherfucking knight and his bard
i twist my muscles and scream
but your warm painted lips hush me
i rip my nails into your shoulder
but you dont feel the pain
your sharp teeth and rough tongue
tear at my pale thin skin
the candy red blood rushing to meet your lips
and you love it
you love it because
i remind you of him
him who hates you
him who is weak
so here i lay
hazy lustful eyes staring down at the pasty skin
of my porcelain body
quick thieving fingers
press into my flesh
and sharp nails shred at it thoughtfully
and it hurts
and it should make me cry
but i want it
and only whimpers escape me
to be met by calm lazy words of encouragements
so i take it all
because in this future
this never happened
so i hold on
dont cry
i dont cry
because you already are
because you’re the one who is hurting
so afterward
when you pull me in
hold me
i pet your hair and almost smile
almost smile because
you need me
you need me
more than love
more than hate
you need me
i am your pity
9 notes (via adisgustingnewshade)
no you're thinking of Jar Jar Binks bromigo
Ohh yeah the really annoying guy with the high pitched voice
thanks anon, that was driving me crazy
-Forg
umm….not really sure what brought this on. Have joined the dave<3<Gamzee team for the HomestuckOlympicsssss so excited!! i suppose this is a warm up for it. TEAM JAMJAR FTW
i’d like to think that sometimes, after a particularly spectacular rap off these two just muck around, and if gamzee’s lost a rapoff he’ll let dave entertain himself with strange human customs. he draws the line at the nail clipping though.
one of many head canons is that Gamzee has absolutely crazy hair, like REALLY curly..but not afro-ey though. a pain to brush i bet.
11 notes (via rradioactiveppanda)
WhOa ShIt MaN tHaT wAs MoThErFuCkInG cLoSe.
hey juggalo try paying attention next time
Bender Battle Round 3: Dave VS Gamzee
Man, Gamzee was reaaaally popular this time around. Rose, Dave, Equius, and Kanaya were also popular picks this time around. Thank you guys again for joining the stream!
169 notes (via benderstuck)
Anatomy how do I.
I know there’s a lotta flaws ;u;’ so I apologize ahaha;;. This is a SUPER BELATED birthday gift for Orchid who is such a wonderful Moirail to me and indulges me with wonderful GamDave art and rps pretty much constantly ;u; <>
Anyway, I am filled with au’s and dumb feels pretty much all the time. All. The time. So my headcanon is that Gamzee is really flexible? Probably not contortionist level but fuck wouldn’t that be sweet? So I decided to draw him as a contortionist in a circus 8I;
Now for the shitty miniplot I made to go with this picture because I feel I should explain my tomfoolery somehow maybe.
56 notes (via punchingstars)